tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7916782536472572714.post5934237261881730499..comments2023-10-12T11:50:51.254-04:00Comments on Life in the Grateful House: Monday FunniesLisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16146320008307628429noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7916782536472572714.post-65660078705429152352011-02-01T14:25:17.462-05:002011-02-01T14:25:17.462-05:00You know you're a RAD mom if the state trooper...You know you're a RAD mom if the state troopers get a detailed profile of your child cuz they "know they'll be back." <br /><br />If you encourage your child to jump off the garage roof next time, because it is only a 1-story jump instead of a 2-story jump, because it would be safer. <br /><br />If you know exactly how many dirt roads there are to pull off on are between you and home, just in case.<br /><br />If you are so relieved by this post because you know you are not alone. <br /><br />Blessings!<br /><br />HannahHannah_Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02456126190061240236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7916782536472572714.post-29165537028646265582011-02-01T09:47:24.130-05:002011-02-01T09:47:24.130-05:00HA, I loved those last 2. Well, you know.
I don&#...HA, I loved those last 2. Well, you know.<br /><br />I don't have any good ones to add right now. Maybe later.The Accidental Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00409271721074309249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7916782536472572714.post-11113809954993601032011-01-31T22:03:53.798-05:002011-01-31T22:03:53.798-05:00You refuse to pick your kid up from school unless ...You refuse to pick your kid up from school unless the nurse verifies she actually saw the puke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7916782536472572714.post-66980931706035680782011-01-31T19:54:29.467-05:002011-01-31T19:54:29.467-05:00Yikes!! Those aren't very funny. They are sca...Yikes!! Those aren't very funny. They are scary and sent my blood pressure through the roof. I've lived way too many of them. Maybe in a few years I'll laugh at them. Hopefully!!<br /><br />Hmmm...my contributions come from just this week at my house.<br /><br />You smell something burning, you inspect your child's room and smell buring matches. After he finally turns over the match and the strike plate, you find the rest of the box in his backpack ready to go to school the next morning! Yeah!<br /><br />Your kid finds all the cool aps on your phone...except you don't have a data plan and get charged for every click. And then he rages when you turn on the music from your mp3 player because he knows he's been busted.<br /><br />You start looking around the house for what/who is missing or broken or injured when your find your child hiding behind the door in his bedroom and indicates he just wants to play hide and seek with mom!Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08444891084585965661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7916782536472572714.post-13330907210576912762011-01-31T19:50:56.204-05:002011-01-31T19:50:56.204-05:00Before you send your child out the door to school ...Before you send your child out the door to school you check every inch of the backpack<br /><br />When they come home you check the backpack, coat pockets, make him take his shoes and socks off to search them and do a general pat-down.<br /><br />Whatever you find, you put in a Ziploc™ bag with an apology note to send back the next day.<br /><br />You cut the bottoms out of all pant pockets to make it harder for your child to steal.<br /><br />you draw marker lines on the juice bottles and put duct tape on the lid to give you that extra few seconds to catch him before he drinks the juice straight from the bottle<br /><br />I will stop now 'cause I could highjack the whole comment area LOL!<br /><br />Peace:)Dehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02125871958221599655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7916782536472572714.post-27720156130946861942011-01-31T19:30:25.173-05:002011-01-31T19:30:25.173-05:00...you child says, "Mom! I had a great day!&q......you child says, "Mom! I had a great day!" and you are on the phone to their teacher in less than three minutes to find out what horrible things happened.<br /><br />...you pin a note on your child's shirt that says, "I am not hungry. I just ate three servings of macaroni and cheese. Do not feed me," before dropping her off at the babysitter's.<br /><br />There's my contribution.Kerriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11619612090329550267noreply@blogger.com