Your visit is shorter with every passing year and your symptoms are much less pronounced and I am extremely grateful.
This is the first year e.v.e.r. that we were able to celebrate J's birthday on her actual day. I didn't have to have it 3 or 4 weeks early just to thwart your chaos. That is huge. I'm grateful for this as well.
Yet this year you decided to delay your arrival until after her birthday for your annual
So Traumaversary, we've had 7 years of your visits and I am t.i.r.e.d. of you. Would you please just move on already? Pretty please....
****I can hear you laughing****
That's really not nice, you know.....